Peter Sharpe lives in Bourne, Lincolnshire and is the Editor of Caravan, Motorhome & Camping Mart.

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The winning design for the fountain at the entrance of Peterborough United's new stadium, commemorating Barry Fry's habit of pissing over the fa...corner flags.
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NEW - This week's featured article:

MIDNIGHT MADNESS ON MURDER MILE

THE BOURNE FESTIVAL IS BACK

Don't miss The Real World
The finest group of old codgers you will ever see take to the stage on Saturday, June 7th at 4:30pm

Their new album, "Welcome to", could almost be described as a concept album - but don't let that put you off!

Right from the stunning opener, Ordinary Life, the album is packed with irresistibly catchy tunes, backed by impeccable vocal harmonies and more than a little killer guitar playing.

The production is immaculate and it is all down to bass player Lou Bryant. I have to admit that when I first heard the album, I wondered who the band must have hired to produce such a clean and resonant sound, so it was with some amazement that I read the sleeve to discover that they hadn't managed to bribe one of the industry's top producers.

The musicianship is stunning throughout and the songs build with a real power, that ought to set the marquee really rocking.

To find out more about the band and hear some clips of the music, visit
The Real World website

For full details of the festival, see
Bourne Festival website